The man came home early from work to find his wife lying
naked on the bed, crying her eyes out.
“What’s wrong?” he asked.
“I’ve got nothing to wear to the dance tomorrow night,” she
“Oh come on now! You’ve plenty of clothes,” and with that
he went over to the wardrobe. “See here, there’s the nice
pink dress, the pale blue skirt, the yellow cocktail dress, hi
there Tom, the green silk gown…”