The man rang his wife to tell her he had the afternoon off and would be coming home…

The man rang his wife to tell her he had the afternoon off

and would be coming home. The phone was answered by a

small boy.

“Hello son, can I speak to mum?”

“No,” said the boy, “mum’s in bed with the milkman and

they’ve told me to stay downstairs.”

The man was stunned by the news but after a moment or two

he said to the boy, “Son, go and get my shotgun from the

garage, load it with two bullets and go and blast them.”

After an agonising 10 minutes the little boy came back onto

the phone.

“I’ve done it, dad,” he said.

“Well done, son, I’ll finish off when I get back. Go and have

a swim in the pool to clean yourself up and I’ll see you later.”

“But dad, we don’t have a pool,” said the boy.

“What! Hold on, is that 0397 46461?”

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