The man was so angry when he found his wife in bed with
another man that he punched him unconscious and took him
downstairs and out into the garden shed. When the man
came round he found his penis was chained to the ground
and beside it was a large knife.
“What are you going to do?” he stammered.
“I’m not going to do anything,” smirked the husband, “but
you might want to chop it off to escape the flames when I set
fire to this shed.”
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