The man was so angry when he found his wife in bed with

another man that he punched him unconscious and took him

downstairs and out into the garden shed. When the man

came round he found his penis was chained to the ground

and beside it was a large knife.

“What are you going to do?” he stammered.

“I’m not going to do anything,” smirked the husband, “but

you might want to chop it off to escape the flames when I set

fire to this shed.”

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