The men were talking in the clubhouse bar after spending a
day on the greens. Each was recounting their golfing
One said, “If I’m going round on my own, the dog comes to
keep me company and if I go one over par on a hole he
“That’s incredible!” responded the others.
Warming to the subject, the man continued.
“Yes, and if I go 2 over par at a hole, he does a double
“Amazing,” came the response, “that’s quite a feat, how
does he do it.”
“Oh I kick him twice.”