The milkman couldn’t believe the note left on the doorstep,
requesting 60 gallons of milk. Intrigued, he rang the
doorbell to make sure the order was correct and a beautiful
woman, covered only by a towel opened the door.
“Oh yes” she said, “I read somewhere that bathing in milk
did wonders for your sex life.”
“Would that be pasteurised?” he asked.
“No, up to my tits is enough,” she answered.