The milkman delivers the milk the day before Christmas…

The milkman delivers the milk the day before Christmas and

rings the bell of number 11, hoping for a festive tip. As the

door opens, he sees a beautiful woman standing there

wearing a see-through nightie. She takes him by the hand

and guides him upstairs where she makes mad passionate

love to him. At the end of the session, they return downstairs

where she cooks a delicious fried breakfast and hands him

£1.

“I don’t understand” says the puzzled milkman. “What’s

going on?”

She replies, “When I asked my husband whether I should

give you a £5 tip, he replied, ‘Fuck the milkman and give

him £1.’ The breakfast was my idea.”

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