The multinational company was looking for a new Director General and three men were up for the job…

The multinational company was looking for a new Director

General and three men were up for the job. To test their

undying loyalty to the company, they were all asked to do the

same thing. Go into the other room and shoot your wife,”

they ordered the first man, handing him a gun.

“Oh no,” gasped the man. “My wife means more to me than

anything, I can’t do it.”

So he was dismissed.

The second man was given similar instructions. Handing

him a gun they ordered him to go next door and shoot his

wife dead.

“I can’t do it,” replied the ashen-faced man, “Tomorrow is

our 25th anniversary and we’ve lived a very happy life.”

So the second man was dismissed.

The third man came in, a gun was passed to him and he was

told to go into the next room and kill his wife. The man did

as he’d been instructed and went next door. At first there

was complete silence but all of a sudden they heard an awful

scream, furniture falling over and then all went quiet. A

moment later the third man returned.

“What happened in there?” they asked.

“Some prat put blank cartridges in the gun so I had no

choice but to strangle her,” he replied.

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