The new husband and wife were having a last drink in the
bar before retiring to the honeymoon suite.
“I’ll go up and get ready,” smiled the wife and she went
upstairs. Ten minutes later, her husband followed, but when
he walked into the room, he found his wife in bed with the
hotel porter and a male guest from across the corridor.
“What’s going on here?” he spluttered.
“Oh don’t look so surprised, darling,” she said. “I always told
you I could never say no to a party.”