THE PERFECT HUSBAND

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

Hello?
Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?
Yes.
Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?
What’s the price?
Only $1,500.00.
Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much …

Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year …
What price did he quote you?
Only $60,000 …
OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

Great! But before we hang up, something else …
What?
It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property …
How much are they asking?
Only $450,000 – a magnificent price … and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover …

Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?
OK, sweetie … Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!
Bye … I do too …

The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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