The Pickle Factory

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.

 

A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, “What’s wrong, Bill?”

 

“Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”

 

His wife gasps, “My God, Bill, what happened?”

 

“I got fired.”

 

“No, Bill — I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”

 

“Oh, um, she got fired, too.”

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