The poor man had a dreadful medical problem…

The poor man had a dreadful medical problem, so he went

along to the chemist to see if they could help him.

Unfortunately, the shop was owned by two spinsters, but it

was too late to walk out, so blushing profusely, he explained

that he had a permanent erection and what could they give

him for it.

“Just a moment, Sir” and the two women went into the back

room to confer.

A couple of minutes later, they returned smiling happily.

“Okay, we’ve talked it over and we can offer you a half

partnership in the shop and £1,000 cash.”

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