The preacher who predicted the apocalypse last weekend now predicts that the world will end in October. It’s the first time that someone’s end-of-the-world prediction was followed by ‘Have a great summer.’
The pastor who incorrectly predicted the Rapture said it was a very tough weekend. To make it worse, his friends keep calling him saying, Hey, it’s not the end of the world!
The good news is, the apocalypse did not happen. The bad news is, we thought it would so we don’t have much of a plan for the show.