The Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he

stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit looks at her and says, ‘Giraffe, my friend, Think about

what you’re doing to yourself! Come with me running through the

forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!’ The giraffe looks

at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the

rabbit.

 

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit

again says, ‘Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about

what you’re doing to yourself! Come running with us through the

pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!’ The elephant looks

at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and

starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

 

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up some

smack. ‘Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you’re 

doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you

will feel so good!’ The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and

starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

 

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain the

presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. ‘Lion,’ they

reprimand, ‘why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us

all!’ The lion answers, ‘That little f**ker has me running around

the forest like an idiot for hours every time he’s on ecstasy!’

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