The retired colonel is striding out through the village…

The retired colonel is striding out through the village when

he is accosted by one of his manservants who’s a little the

worse for wear.

“Hello, your colonel sir,” grins the man. “How the devil are

we?” he mimics.

Not only drunk but insulting, the colonel is outraged and

remarks forcefully, “Drunk as a skunk!”

The man whispers conspirationally, “Don’t worry, Sir, your

secret’s safe with me, I’ve had a bit to drink myself.”

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