The starry-eyed young man was boring his friend to death by
continually going on about his beautiful young fiancée.
Eventually, the friend could take it no more and blurted out,
“I can’t believe you really want to marry her, you must know
she’s been fucked by every man in town.”
The young man thought hard for a moment or two and then
replied defensively, “Okay, but this isn’t really such a big