The timid man was put in jail for jaywalking…

The timid man was put in jail for jaywalking and found
himself sharing a cell with a huge brute of a man – 19 stone,
hairy and rough and doing life for murder.
“Now let’s get one thing sorted out straight away,” he
snarled, “are you going to be the husband or the wife?”
Terrified of the consequences, the poor man stuttered “I,
I’ll – er – be the husband,” thinking it was the better of two
evils.
“Okay, husband, grinned the brute. “Get down on your
knees and suck your wife’s dick.”

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