The Top 10 Short Job Descriptions Ever

My Job Is To…
1.Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer (Scott Adams’ favorite)
2.Stand on a field and get yelled at for hours: Baseball Umpire
3.Talk in other people’s sleep: College Professor
4.Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re doing: Incident Manager
5.Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain Landscape Photographer/Climber
6.Make people feel bad about their work: Quality Assurance Tester
7.Repeatedly fix what you repeatedly break: IT Director
8.Clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year: Assistant Horse Trainer
9.Write words that no one wants to read: Technical Writer
10.Make food that is as healthy before it goes in your body as when it comes back out: Fast Food Employee

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