The train was very crowded as the woman travelled home
from work but as she peered through the mass of people she
was sure she could see her husband. Pushing her way
through the crowds she came up behind him and gave him a
lip-smacking kiss on the back of his neck. To her dismay,
when he turned round she realised it wasn’t her husband.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” she gasped, feeling shocked and
confused, “it’s just that your head looks like my husband’s