The two young lovers are in the back of the car parked in a quiet country lane…

The two young lovers are in the back of the car parked in a

quiet country lane.

“Julie,” asks the man, “how about giving me some oral sex?”

“Oh no,” she replies forcefully, “if I do that you’ll never

respect me again.”

A year goes by and during that time he asks her for oral sex

on a number of occasions but she always refuses. Eventually

they get married and on the honeymoon night he asks her

again for oral sex but she replies, “No, I know you’ll never

respect me again.” Many years go by and the couple are now

in their fifties. One day in bed the man turns to his wife and

says, “Julie, after all these years of happily married life, a

beautiful house, big car and two successful children, do you

think we could have some oral sex? You know I will always

respect you.”

So at last the wife gives in and sometime later as they’re

relaxing in bed, the front doorbell chimes. He turns to her

and says, “Hey cocksucker, answer that.”

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