The undertakers were having a very difficult time…

The undertakers were having a very difficult time. They

couldn’t get the coffin lid down on old Arthur because he’d

died with a full erection. Eventually, they had to ring his wife

and on hearing the problem, she told them to cut it off and

stick it up his backside.

On the day of the funeral, Arthur’s wife took one more look

at her dead husband before he was taken away and she

noticed a pained expression on his face. She whispered,

“That’ll teach you, you old sod, you should have believed me

when I said it hurt.”

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