THE WEDDING

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, are all excited about their desision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the pharmacist, We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?
Pharmacist: Of course we do. Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: All kinds. Jacob: Medication for rheumatism, scoliosis?
Pharmacist: Definitely Jacob: How about Viagra? Pharmacist: Of course
Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice? Pharmacist:
Yes, a large variety. Jacob: What about vitamins, sleeping pills, agarol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease? Pharmacist: Absolutely.
Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers? Pharmacist: All speeds and sizes Jacob says to the pharmacist: We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here please.

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