The world-famous doctor was at his wit’s end…

The world-famous doctor was at his wit’s end. Never before

had he been unable to find out what was wrong with a

patient, but this man had him beaten. On five separate

occasions, the doctor had examined him but could find

nothing wrong.

There was only one thing to do. The next time the man

came in he told him to urinate into a bowl. So the patient

did as he was ordered. Then the doctor told him to shit

into the same bowl, which the patient also did. Stirring the

foul mixture together, the doctor made the man swallow a

large jug full of the stuff and the man immediately

vomited all over the floor. “Ah ah” shouted the doctor

triumphantly. “Now I know what’s wrong, you have an

upset stomach.”

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