The world was supposed to end last Saturday but at the last minute, it was picked up for another season.
Some people sold all they’re possessions to prepare for Judgment Day. They’re idiots. If the world does end, what are you going to do with your money? Walmart is closed.
Harold Camping has shifted his prediction of the apocalypse from May 21 to October 21, which is great because now I don’t have to buy a Halloween costume.
Apparently the Rapture is being produced by the same people that produced ‘Spider-Man the Musical.’
The world is ending on Saturday. It would really, really suck if we only get to live three weeks longer than bin laden.
The world is ending on Saturday. We will be judged by Randy and J-Lo, and then I guess we go to Hell. It would really, really suck if we only got to live 3 weeks longer than bin Laden. And speaking of the end of the world, there are only 4 Oprah shows left.