The young couple arrived back from a wonderful honeymoon…

The young couple arrived back from a wonderful

honeymoon to begin their married life in a little terraced

cottage. After his first day back at work, the husband

returned home to find his wife in floods of tears.

“What’s wrong, darling?” he asked.

“Oh Ben, I wanted everything to be so perfect for you, but

I’ve gone and burnt the dinner.”

The man took her in his arms, consoled her and they ended

up in bed. The next day, he arrived home to discover the

dinner had been spoilt again, so after comforting her, they

ended up in bed a second time. This continued all week but

when he arrived home on Friday night, instead of seeing her

in tears, he found her sliding down the bannister stark

naked.

“What are you doing?” he exclaimed.

“I’m just keeping your dinner warm,” she replied.

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