The young couple arrived back from a wonderful
honeymoon to begin their married life in a little terraced
cottage. After his first day back at work, the husband
returned home to find his wife in floods of tears.
“What’s wrong, darling?” he asked.
“Oh Ben, I wanted everything to be so perfect for you, but
I’ve gone and burnt the dinner.”
The man took her in his arms, consoled her and they ended
up in bed. The next day, he arrived home to discover the
dinner had been spoilt again, so after comforting her, they
ended up in bed a second time. This continued all week but
when he arrived home on Friday night, instead of seeing her
in tears, he found her sliding down the bannister stark
“What are you doing?” he exclaimed.
“I’m just keeping your dinner warm,” she replied.