There had been an awful car accident…

There had been an awful car accident resulting in a flashy

sports car hitting a roadside tree and badly injuring the two

passengers. When the emergency services arrived, the man

was screaming hysterically.

“Try and calm down, Sir,” said the paramedic, “and we’ll try

and see what’s wrong. At least you weren’t flung through the

windscreen like your girlfriend.”

“Aagh!” screamed the man even more, “Have you not seen

what she has in her mouth?”

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