Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity
I would not allow this employee to breed
This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
This young lady has delusions of adequacy
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
This employee should go far, and the sooner the better
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together
A gross ignoramus – 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless
He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier
I would like to go hunting with him sometime
He’s been working with glue too much
He would argue with a signpost
He has knack for making strangers immediately
He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room
When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell
If you see 2 people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one
A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens
A prime candidate for natural deselection
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming
Has 2 brains, one is lost, the other is out looking for it
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean
It’s hard to believe that he beat out 1,000 other sperm
One neuron short of a synapse
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
Takes him 12 hours to watch 60 Minutes
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
