This came from a woman…

Men Are Like:
Bank Accounts- Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Blenders- You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars- Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Coffee- The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Commercials- You can’t believe a word they say.
Computers- Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Coolers- Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Copiers- You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Curling Irons- They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
Government Bonds- They take so long to mature.
Horoscopes- They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lava Lamps- Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Mascara- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Parking Spots- The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
Popcorn- They satisfy you, but only for a little while..

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