This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning…

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of hishead with a hugefrying pan.Man: What was that for?Wife: What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the nameMarylou written onit?Man: Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?Marylou wasthe name of one of the horses I bet on.The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.Three days later he isonce again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying panswatting.Man: What the hell was that for this time?Wife: Your horse called.

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