This was in the “Bob Levey’s Washington” column in the Washington Post. Every year he compiles and prints the “Best T-shirts of the Summer”:

1) (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won 2) So many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me 3) I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy 4) God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends 5) If They Don’t Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain’t Going 6) At My Age, I’ve Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All… I Just Can’t Remember It All 7) My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips 8) I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do 9) (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah 10) If It’s Called Tourist Season, Why Can’t We Hunt Them?

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