Three blokes landed up at their ski resort a day early…

Three blokes landed up at their ski resort a day early and

discovered their rooms would not be ready until the

following day. The only accommodation available that night

was one room with a large king sized bed. The three men

decided they could put up with sharing a bed for one night

so they booked in. The next morning the man on the far left

said, “I had such a strange night, I dreamt I was wanking like

mad all night, yet it seemed to be happening without me

using my hands.”

“Bloody hell,” said the man on the far right, I had exactly the

same dream, that’s really weird. How about you, Johnny? Did

you also have that dream?”

“No, mate,” replied Johnny, “I just dreamt I was skiing all

night!”

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