Three brothers are left their father’s business in his will…

Three brothers are left their father’s business in his will. The

oldest son says, “Dad left me 48% of the shares so I’m going

to be Chairman.”

“OK,” says the second son, “and I’ll be in charge of the

everyday running of the business because I’ve got 30% of

the shares.”

“Now wait a minute,” says the third and youngest son. “What

about me, don’t forget I’ve got 22% of the shares?”

The other two confer amongst themselves and then reply,

“We’ve decided you can be in charge of sexual matters.”

“What does that mean?”

“When we want your fu*king advice, we’ll ask for it.”

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