Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. I know that smart aleck Tex, said the first. Hes going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back. Not Tex, the second cowboy replied. Hell always be just a good ol boy. When he walks in, Im sure all hell say is hello. I know Tex better than either of you, said the third. Hes so smart, hell figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now. Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, Audi, partners!