Three dogs end up in the vet’s and start talking to each other…

Three dogs end up in the vet’s and start talking to each

other.

“Oh well,” sighs the first, “this is it, they’re going to put me

down for worrying sheep.”

“They’re putting me down as well,” says the second dog. “I

bit the postman.”

The two dogs turn to the third dog, a big Alsatian, and ask

him why he is there.

“Well, it happened a couple of days ago. My beautiful

blonde owner got out of the bath, bent down to dry her feet

and I couldn’t help myself. In a flash, I mounted her and

went quite wild.

“I see,” reply the other dogs, “so you’re being put down as

well.”

“Oh no, I’m here to have my nails cut.”

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