Three dogs end up in the vet’s and start talking to each
“Oh well,” sighs the first, “this is it, they’re going to put me
down for worrying sheep.”
“They’re putting me down as well,” says the second dog. “I
bit the postman.”
The two dogs turn to the third dog, a big Alsatian, and ask
him why he is there.
“Well, it happened a couple of days ago. My beautiful
blonde owner got out of the bath, bent down to dry her feet
and I couldn’t help myself. In a flash, I mounted her and
went quite wild.
“I see,” reply the other dogs, “so you’re being put down as
“Oh no, I’m here to have my nails cut.”