Three hunters out on safari were caught by a tribe of
“You will all die,” said the chief, “but you will die in a
manner reflecting what you were on earth. What did you
do?” he asked the first hunter.
“I was a surgeon,” he replied.
“OK, you will die by having your penis amputated.”
He turned to the second man and asked him the same
“I was a fireman.”
“OK, you will die by having your penis burnt off.”
“And you?” said the chief to the third hunter.
“Oh, I was a lollipop man,” replied the man, smiling.