Three hunters out on safari were caught by a tribe of ferocious indians…

Three hunters out on safari were caught by a tribe of

ferocious indians.

“You will all die,” said the chief, “but you will die in a

manner reflecting what you were on earth. What did you

do?” he asked the first hunter.

“I was a surgeon,” he replied.

“OK, you will die by having your penis amputated.”

He turned to the second man and asked him the same

question.

“I was a fireman.”

“OK, you will die by having your penis burnt off.”

“And you?” said the chief to the third hunter.

“Oh, I was a lollipop man,” replied the man, smiling.

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