Three men find themselves sharing a railway carriage to
Two are brothers, the third is a GI soldier.
“Heh! You’re American, aren’t you?” asks one of the
“I sure am,” he replies. “I’m on leave and I’m going to visit
this gal in London.”
“What did he say?” asks the other brother, who has very bad
“He says he’s going to London to see a girl,” shouts the other
“She must be very special for you to come all this way,”
continues the brother.
“She sure is.”
“What’s he saying?” asks the deaf brother.
“He says his girl is very special.”
“Yep, as soon as she sees me, she rips my clothes off and does
things with her little box of tricks that I’ve only ever
dreamed about. My Patsy’s a real goer,” enthuses the soldier,
leaning forwards in his seat.
“What’s he saying?” interrupts the deaf brother. “He says he
knows our sister,” came the reply.