Three men get captured in the jungle by cannibals and are
taken back to the big Chief who immediately gets out his
penis and tells them that if their 3 penises together can
match his, then they will be set free. Now the cannibal chief
has a 22 inch donger so the first man gets his out and it
measures 11 inches. The second man reveals his and it’s 9
inches. Only another 2 inches are needed so the men are
feeling quietly confident when the third man drops his
trousers and produces a pathetic example of manhood.
However, it just makes 2 inches so the men are set free. Later
on, back at camp, the first man says to his companions, “It’s
a good thing mine was 11 inches.”
“It’s lucky mine was 9 inches,” says the second.
“And it’s a bloody good thing I had an erection,” answers the