Three men go away for the weekend on a hunting trip…

Three men go away for the weekend on a hunting trip and

as they are sitting round the camp fire on the first night, they

start bragging.

The first said,

“If it hadn’t been for my quick thinking, our next door

neighbours would never have survived the fire. I happened

to see smoke coming out of an upstairs window, so I

immediately rushed into their house and dragged them all

from their beds before the whole place went up.”

“Very good,” said the second man, “but I foiled a daring

bank raid. There I was in the bank when these armed men

burst through the door and took everyone hostage. With my

quick thinking, though, I managed to hide in the utilities

cupboard and when all was quiet, I got out and set off the

alarm.”

The third man said nothing. He just continued stirring the

hot ashes with his penis.

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