Three men on the way home from work were moaning
about their dull, tedious lives.
“Let’s try and liven it up a bit,” said one, “I know, when we
get home, we’ll do exactly whatever our wives tell us to do.”
They all shook hands and went their separate ways, agreeing
to meet up the next morning and swap stories. The
following day, on the way to work the first one told them
“I got in, lit a cigarette and all of a sudden I sneezed. The
cigarette dropped out of my mouth onto our new sofa and
burnt a hole.
“Why don’t you burn the whole house down while you’re at
it?” my wife said. “So I did. I haven’t seen her since, she
stormed off threatening me with divorce.”
The second man looked very downcast.
“My wife’s gone home to her mother. When I got in last
night I decided to mow the lawn but I went over a pebble
which flew up and broke the kitchen window and she said,
“Well done! Why don’t you smash them all?”
“So I did, and that’s when she left.”
“That’s nothing,” replied the third man, “My wife’s reported
me to the police for indecent assault. She’d gone out for the
evening and by the time she got home I was already in bed.
Of course, when she got in beside me the old todger started
to look lively so I put me hand on her pussy but she didn’t
want to know.
“You can cut that out,” she said, “so I did. Does anyone want