Three men were moaning about the problems that old age brings…

Three men were moaning about the problems that old age

brings.

“Look at me,” said the 70-year-old. “Every morning I’m

woken by a strong urge to have a pee but when I get up and

go to the bathroom I have to stand there ages before

anything happens.”

“I wish I had your problems,” said the 80-year-old. “Every

morning I go for a shit but I’m so constipated I end up being

there for over 2 hours.”

“Well, you’re both bloody lucky,” said the 90-year-old.

“Every morning at 7 o’clock, I have a good piss and shit like

an elephant. The problem is…I don’t wake up until 8.30.”

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