Three nuns went to confession…

Three nuns went to confession.

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned,” said the first nun, “I

looked at a man’s penis.”

“Then wash your eyes with holy water,” said the priest.

In came the second nun.

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I touched a man’s


“Then go and wash your hands in holy water,” came the

reply. The third nun went in and it was some time before she

reappeared and joined her colleagues.

“Sorry I was so long,” she said, “I just had to go and gargle.”

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