Three nuns went to confession.
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned,” said the first nun, “I
looked at a man’s penis.”
“Then wash your eyes with holy water,” said the priest.
In came the second nun.
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I touched a man’s
“Then go and wash your hands in holy water,” came the
reply. The third nun went in and it was some time before she
reappeared and joined her colleagues.
“Sorry I was so long,” she said, “I just had to go and gargle.”