Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat…

Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others.

The first man ordered his steak “rare — red rare.”

The second said, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it.”

Not to be outdone, the third man said, “Aw, just turn the bull loose and I’ll tear off a hunk as he goes by.”

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