I’ve learned that our dog doesn’t want to eat my broccoli either.
– Age 7
I’ve learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again.
– Age 12
I’ve learned that although it’s hard to admit it, I’m secretly glad my parents are strict with me.
– Age 15
I’ve learned that wherever I go, the world’s worst drivers have followed me there.
– Age 29
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
– Age 30
I’ve learned that the greater a person’s sense of guilt, the greater his or her need to cast blame on others.
– Age 46
I’ve learned that children and grandparents are natural allies.
– Age 47
I’ve learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
– Age 50
I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
– Age 51
I’ve learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life.
– Age 58
I’ve learned that I still have a lot to learn.
– Age 92