Tipping for Votes

Two politicians on the campaign trail encounter each other near a roadside diner, and decide to have a cup of coffee. They shoot the breeze for a while, and then get up to leave. “You know why I’m going to be elected?” guy asks, pulling a wad of bills out of his pocket. “It’s because of my generous personality. I always give the waitresses a big tip and ask them for their vote.”


“That a fact,” says the other, “I always ask them to vote for you too . . . but then I tip them a nickel.”

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