To assess Pete’s state of mind the psychiatrist told him he was going to make some random marks on the paper…

To assess Pete’s state of mind the psychiatrist told him he was

going to make some random marks on the paper and Pete

was to tell him what he saw.

After the first mark Pete replied, “That’s Madonna in the

nude.”

For the second mark he said, “That’s my next door

neighbour stark naked,” and for the third mark, “That’s the

whole of my wife’s knitting circle with no clothes on.”

The psychiatrist looked up exasperated.

“The trouble with you, Pete, is that you’re obsessed with

sex.”

“Get off,” retorted Pete angrily. “You’re the one drawing the

dirty pictures.”

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