Top 10 Al Roker Explanations For Why It’s So Cold”

10. An area of low pressure, which is formed in eastern Canada, moved quickly southeast… oh, who am I kidding? I have no idea what I’m talking about

9. You didn’t hear it from me, but earth has spun out of orbit and is hurdling away from the sun

8. With a Kuchinich Presidency still a slight possibility, hell is beginning to freeze over

7. Who cares about the weather — Don’t I look great?

6. The Gods are angry about that Britney Spears marriage

5. Someone must have left the Ed Sullivan Theater doors open

4. If I actually knew, don’t you think I’d be doing something about it

3. Let’s just say it’s gonna stay cold ’till I get a raise

2. Don’t know, but we could figure it out over a warm snuggle by a roaring fire at my place

1. It’s January, you pantywaists — get over it!!

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