Top 10 Funniest Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Madame.

Madame who?

Madame foot’s caught in the door!

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I know a great knock-knock joke.

Ok, tell me.

All right. You start.

Ok, knock, knock!

Who’s there?

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Little old lady?

Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!

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Who’s there?

Eskimo Christian Italian.

Eskimo Christian Italian who?

Eskimo Christian Italian no lies.

(Ask me no questions I tell you no lies!)

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Will you remember me in an hour?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a day?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a year?

Yes.

I think you won’t.

Yes, I will.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

See? You’ve forgotten me already?

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Me!

Me who?

That’s right!

What’s right?

Meehoo!

That’s what I want to know!

What’s what you want to know?

Me who?

Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?

Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!

Exactly what on a chain?

Yes!

Yes what?

No, Exactlywatt!

That’s what I want to know!

I told you – Exactlywatt!

Exactly what?

Yes!

Yes what?

Yes, it’s with me!

What’s with you?

Exactlywatt – that’s what’s with me.

Me who?

Yes!

Go away!

Knock, knock…

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

 

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