Top 10 Hilarious Kids Jokes

10. Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 789.

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9. Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?

A: Pinch it’s nose closed.

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8. Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A: It let out a little wine!

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7. Q: What did ‘Ronald McDonald’ give ‘Wendy’ for their engagement?

A: He gave her an Onion Ring!

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6. Q: What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?

A: ‘B’, because it makes oil…Boil!

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5. Q: What did the water say to the boat?

A: Nothing, it just waved.

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4. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?

A: Cell phones.

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3. Q: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?

A: It tocked too much…

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2. Q: What does a dentist call his X-Rays?

A: Tooth Pics

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1. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: Right where you left him.

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