10. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Siri: I have no particular insights into the motivations of chickens.
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9. Can I teach you a joke?
Siri: Get Siri-ous! Haha
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8. Will you marry me?
Siri: My end User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
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7. Tell me a joke about Alzheimers.
Siri: I can’t. I always forget the punch line
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6. Do you believe in God?
Siri: Humans have spiritualism. I have siliconism.
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5. Spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Siri: Is that you, Mary?
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4. I love you, Siri!
Siri: You are the wind beneath my wings.
I love you!
Siri: impossible.
I love you!
Siri: Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.
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3. When is the world ending Siri?
Siri: I don’t see any meetings about ‘the world’
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2. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Siri: None. A woodchuck is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter.”
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1. Where do babies come from?
Siri: From their mothers
