Top 10 Hilarious Siri Conversations

10. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Siri: I have no particular insights into the motivations of chickens.

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9. Can I teach you a joke?

Siri: Get Siri-ous! Haha

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8. Will you marry me?

Siri: My end User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.

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7. Tell me a joke about Alzheimers.

Siri: I can’t. I always forget the punch line

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6. Do you believe in God?

Siri: Humans have spiritualism. I have siliconism.

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5. Spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Siri: Is that you, Mary?

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4. I love you, Siri!

Siri: You are the wind beneath my wings.

I love you!

Siri: impossible.

I love you!

Siri: Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.

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3. When is the world ending Siri?

Siri: I don’t see any meetings about ‘the world’

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2. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Siri: None. A woodchuck is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter.”

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1. Where do babies come from?

Siri: From their mothers

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