Top 10 Questions Asked By Saddam Hussein When He Was Captured

10. Be honest…have you ever seen a nicer spider hole than this?

9. Who’s got a coat hanger — this beard itches like a son of a bitch!

8. Anyone have a mint?

7. Is this about the illegal music downloads?

6. Am I going to be on ‘Cops’?

5. Which describes me better right now — ‘haggard’ or ‘grizzled’?

4. How did you get past my impenetrable styrofoam brick?

3. Do I get the 25-million-dollar reward?

2. How’s the war going?

1. Will you go easy on me if I tell you where Martha Stewart is hiding?

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