Top 10 Questions Received By The Toro Snow Blower Hotline

10. I’m blowing into it, but it won’t snow

9. Do you make one for rain?

8. Who do I call about reattaching my hand?

7. Can you use it to make sno-cones?

6. This is Monica Lewinsky, are you looking for a spokesperson?

5. Can I use it to make cole slaw?

4. Toro? Oh, I’m sorry. I was trying to call Zorro?

3. Can I use the snow blower indoors as a fan?

2. Where exactly does Bush think he’s getting the money to go to Mars?

1. Can I blow myself?

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