10. I’m blowing into it, but it won’t snow
9. Do you make one for rain?
8. Who do I call about reattaching my hand?
7. Can you use it to make sno-cones?
6. This is Monica Lewinsky, are you looking for a spokesperson?
5. Can I use it to make cole slaw?
4. Toro? Oh, I’m sorry. I was trying to call Zorro?
3. Can I use the snow blower indoors as a fan?
2. Where exactly does Bush think he’s getting the money to go to Mars?
1. Can I blow myself?